I’m going to lay it all out here. I’ve lost my taste for subtlety over the last few years. If the lights every go out for more than a couple of days, I’m going to form a Downie Shotgun Platoon (Super strong, super loyal retards with long spines and short legs, and I’m going to give them all pump-action 12ga. shotguns), and I’m going to get me some slaves. I’ve always wanted slaves. Plantation Master runs in my blood! Eventually, I’m getting the all-white three piece Boss Hogg suit too. I’m just being honest. Hate me! IDGAF.
On Twitter or YouTube, I enjoy a spirited discourse with inner-city slum-trash (aka 'the brown'), although their points usually devolve into typical gibberish about evil Northern European Heritage folk, and continue devolving with their preferences for dung-huts and their cannibal cousins.
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Accordingly, I close the conversation with my above quote, and they inevitably skedaddle dragging their tail.
You do agree that Downies make the best "Goons" under such circumstances. They are incredibly strong and hardy, like oxen, and suck dicks for poptarts. Exceptionally loyal. Tard Rage Mode. All Blaster! 12ga. Goons!
One Goon for every four Slaves is recommended. Half a Dozen aught to be just right to hold a 2x2 mile area after the first three months have passed. I'd dress them like Clowns for psychological impact as well.
I’m going to lay it all out here. I’ve lost my taste for subtlety over the last few years. If the lights every go out for more than a couple of days, I’m going to form a Downie Shotgun Platoon (Super strong, super loyal retards with long spines and short legs, and I’m going to give them all pump-action 12ga. shotguns), and I’m going to get me some slaves. I’ve always wanted slaves. Plantation Master runs in my blood! Eventually, I’m getting the all-white three piece Boss Hogg suit too. I’m just being honest. Hate me! IDGAF.
"I own hundreds of slaves.
I whip them, too."
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On Twitter or YouTube, I enjoy a spirited discourse with inner-city slum-trash (aka 'the brown'), although their points usually devolve into typical gibberish about evil Northern European Heritage folk, and continue devolving with their preferences for dung-huts and their cannibal cousins.
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Accordingly, I close the conversation with my above quote, and they inevitably skedaddle dragging their tail.
You do agree that Downies make the best "Goons" under such circumstances. They are incredibly strong and hardy, like oxen, and suck dicks for poptarts. Exceptionally loyal. Tard Rage Mode. All Blaster! 12ga. Goons!
One Goon for every four Slaves is recommended. Half a Dozen aught to be just right to hold a 2x2 mile area after the first three months have passed. I'd dress them like Clowns for psychological impact as well.