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I’m going to lay it all out here. I’ve lost my taste for subtlety over the last few years. If the lights every go out for more than a couple of days, I’m going to form a Downie Shotgun Platoon (Super strong, super loyal retards with long spines and short legs, and I’m going to give them all pump-action 12ga. shotguns), and I’m going to get me some slaves. I’ve always wanted slaves. Plantation Master runs in my blood! Eventually, I’m getting the all-white three piece Boss Hogg suit too. I’m just being honest. Hate me! IDGAF.

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